Burning Melinda

Remember how Jerad and I started a Western Dance class 4 weeks ago (this class will be the 5th class)? And my sister wrote that hilarious post about trying to get out of going by offering her hubby football and sexual favors, but they ended up going anyways?

She ended by saying "But, we decided that we will keep trying for a few more weeks. At the end of that time we will assess if we are having fun (regardless of if we still dance retardedly) or not." Apparently that means "We actually aren't ever going to go again, and when you text us we'll pretend like we never got the messages. Oh look, 'a few weeks' is up guess we gave it a shot!"

LOSERS. Some day there will be some random Two-Step-athon and we will stomp your asses. Jk. No I'm not, you suck.

Annnnd lemme illustrate for you. In a few months, lets say we have a Christmas party, you will still be doing this type of thing:
and we will be doing this:
Oh look, Valentines Day:

Where are Steph and Jerad? Oh, there they are!

And at my wedding... what, you want to participate in the Bridal Party Dance? Not looking like this you dont!


Meanwhile I'm on the other side of the dance floor with my (apparently Latin) lover:

Hmm, sucks to be you!

Edit: What the heck are you doing wearing white to my wedding? As if the dancing wasn't tacky enough!!!!!