Them: Hey, you've been looking alot more put together lately.
Me: Er, thanks?!?
Them: No, really. I like how you're been doing your makeup and hair. And thats a cute blouse.
Me: Thanks! I started using Sephora...
(as they cut me off)
Them: But you totally ruin it with the flip flops and long pants. Its been driving me crazy for weeks.
Me: Oh. Um, its really hard to find pants the right length, I'm really...
Them: You can buy sewing machines at Walmart for like $100. A monkey can hem pants.
Me: I don't really...
Them: I look at which ones they have right now and see if I can give you a good recommendation. If you sign up for the newsletter sometimes they have coupons. *walks away*
Me: WTF?????? *thinks to self*
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