Monday, February 18, 2008

Starbucks anyone?

Okay, have you heard of The Starbucks Oracle?
Its amazing! I put in the only 3 things I ever get at Starbucks and this is my results. Totally cracked me up:

Grande Iced Soy Mocha w/ no whip:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Hippie

In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac and a health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks Grande iced soy mocha w no whip cream should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities

Grande non fat iced vanilla late:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Fat

You're always worrying about your weight. That's because you're fat. You're constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.

Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer

Grande White Mocha Frap w/ an add shot and no whip:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

Apparently all together I'm a Fat, High Maintenance, Hippie. Honestly though the predictions are kinda true. I haven't dabbled in pseudo religions or changed my sexual orientation, but the rest of it does kinda hit home:)

What are you? Make sure you put in the size or you will get this message:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "nonfat iced vanilla late" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.

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