Conversation I just had with Jerad:
Jerad: What is that song called that keeps saying "You can't always get what you want?"
Jerad: Have you heard it?
Me: Haha ya. Um, its "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
Jerad: But what is it called?
Me: That is what its called.
Jerad: Who sings it? Claude thinks its the Rolling Stones.
*Claude moved here from France not too long ago so Jerad automatically thinks he is wrong about everything.
Me: Yup, def Rolling Stones.
3 minutes later.
Me: I'm at work, I'm BUSY.
*Julie and I were looking up that SNL sketch about the lower back tatoo remover.
Jerad: Sorry its important.
Me: K what?
Jerad: Have you ever heard of anything called "red currants?"
Me: Um, I put them in our salads all the time.
Jerad: Huh. Claude asked me if I had ever had them and I said I had never heard of them. What are they called.
Me: ??? Currants ???
Jerad: I just figured he was calling them the wrong thing.
Jerad: He wants to talk to you.
Me: I'm sorry... I know, he grew up under a rock. I do what I can.
Claude: Dis boi, all ee know ees countree moosic and hamburgurers!
Me: And potatoes....
Claude: *something intelligible in French*