Tuesday, September 2, 2008

NBC Top 9 Olympic Comments

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

2 comments:

lucinda! said...

oh wow. that was awesome.

The Bitchy Wife said...

OK, so seriously, I was on the phone with someone while at work. They were just droning on and on and on about nothing. So, being the good person I am, I decided to catch up on my blog stalking as they were rambling on aimlessly. The only problem is that I started laughing hysterically when I read some of these, and I was still on the phone (supposed to be listening I guess) and then I was trying to cough to cover the laughs. But then I was laughing even harder because I knew that the coughs weren't masking anything. OMG, it was terrible. I am SO going to get fired! :)