1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
2 comments:
oh wow. that was awesome.
OK, so seriously, I was on the phone with someone while at work. They were just droning on and on and on about nothing. So, being the good person I am, I decided to catch up on my blog stalking as they were rambling on aimlessly. The only problem is that I started laughing hysterically when I read some of these, and I was still on the phone (supposed to be listening I guess) and then I was trying to cough to cover the laughs. But then I was laughing even harder because I knew that the coughs weren't masking anything. OMG, it was terrible. I am SO going to get fired! :)
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