Monday, May 5, 2008

YOUR TAX REBATE

A coworker forwarded this to me and it made me laugh, so I'll pass it on...

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA
Thank you for your help & please support the US.

3 comments:

Flo Oakes said...

Mmmmmmmm beer.

.heidi.noelle. said...

Oh I have missed your blog...

Steph said...

ha another coworker was very hasty to email everyone back that "The USA still produces many fine firearms." So, if your prostitute won't give up the weed to finance your tattoo and beer, at least you have that. Go America!